survey sez!
Reader's responses to The Big Question.
The Question:
What is the best soda in the world? (Dr. Pepper, Pepsi-Cola,
Coca-Cola, Root Beer, 7-Up, Mountain Dew, Big Red)
The
winner is. . .
The soda survey results:
Dr. Pepper – 25%
Pepsi – 17%
Coca Cola – 15%
Mountain Dew – 10%
Mountain Dew Code Red – 8%
Root Beer – 5%
Diet Pepsi – 5%
Diet Coke – 3%
Other – 12 % votes for Lift, Solo, Diet Cherry Coke, Dr. Thunder, Diet Dr.
Pepper, Ruby Red Squirt, A & W Cream Soda
The Answer:
“Coca-Cola: You can't beat the real thing! (although it doesn't hold a
candle to sweet iced tea).”
The Answer:
“Pepsi-Cola, dummy! Don't you know that it will be the official
drink of the New Jerusalem? It's in Revelation, somewhere.”
The Answer:
“We have 'Lift' and 'Solo' over here in Australia, and it is totally
the best! It’s like homemade
lemonade, but just fizzy. Mmmm!”
The Answer:
“Are you serious!?" Do I have to choose?”
The Answer:
“Coca-Cola Classic (not diet, not caffeine free, not lemon diet Coke, not
vanilla Coke, etc. – Classic).”
The Answer:
“Dr. Thunder.”
The Answer:
“Dr. Pepper is, by far, the greatest soda ever invented by man. Big
Red, however is, by far, the most disgusting soda I've ever had the displeasure
of putting to my lips. Liquid bubble gum─nasty!”
The Answer:
“Coke, pronounced ‘Coke-Cola’ in Georgia.
For example: ‘Hey, Lady, brang me one o' them Coke-Cola's on the way
back over here to our table.”
The Answer:
“Dr. Pepper, Dude!”
The Answer:
“Ice water with a twist of lemon.
Who needs soda?”
The Answer:
“The answer to this question is obviously
Diet Dr. Pepper. All the taste,
none of the calories! Many people
even suggest that Diet Dr. Pepper is more delicious than regular Dr. Pepper.
Certainly, if you're looking a cool, refreshing beverage with attitude,
then Diet Dr. Pepper is the drink for you!”
The Answer:
“Dr. Pepper, Dr. Pepper, rah rah rah!”
The Answer:
“If you're from St. Louis, you know the best soda is Dr. Pepper,
although it is acceptable to sometimes replace it with Fitz' Root Beer.”
The Answer:
“Mountain Dew Code Red is the best.”
The Answer:
“Pepsi Cola! Without question!”
The Answer:
“Mountain Dew, hands down.”
The Answer:
“Ruby Red Squirt.”
The Answer:
“Mountain Dew, no doubt. It's
my blood type - MD+.”
The Answer:
“Well, I don't drink soda anymore. (Only water.) But when I did, it
was Diet Coke.”
The Answer:
“Mountain Dew/Code Red totally rocks!”
The Answer:
“The new cherry Mountain Dew is really good.
I've already requested it to be my drink of choice at the Marriage
Feast─it will go great with my Italian beef (with provolone) and lobster
tail post-rapture appetizers.”
The Answer:
“Caffeine-free Diet Pepsi!”
The Answer:
“Dr. Pepper─the drink of choice for most United Pentecostals
everywhere!”
The Answer:
“Dr Pepper, yeah baby yeah!”
The Answer:
“Old-fashioned, frothy, in a mug, cold Root Beer.”
The Answer:
“Dr. Pepper is a gift from God.”
The Answer:
“Coke-Cola.”
The Answer:
“Diet Pepsi, filled 3/4’s full with crushed ice and the other 1/4
with Wild Cherry Pepsi!”
The Answer:
“Render to Caesar the things which are Caesar's, and to God the
things which are God's. Caesar undoubtedly drinks Pepsi, I mean that's what kept
him from really achieving anything in the area of personal fitness.
And God? Coke. However, one
should be wary of determining which product God endorses, because He may drink
Coke, but whenever He is watching a Rams football game and sees Britney Spears
dancing luridly with a can of Pepsi during a commercial, He thinks to himself,
‘It is good’ and shortly after, ‘What's in the fridge?’
Therefore, once again, due to the complex nature of your question, we
reach a theological stalemate. God
created Britney (Pepsi), and He also created Cindy Crawford (Diet Coke).
Wait!
He also created the Budweiser girls. Hmmm so we see that God endorses a great deal of products,
showing us a divine lesson about free enterprise and competition in the market
place. What was the question
again?”
The Answer:
“Pepsi in the Pepsi product line; Sprite in the Coke.
The Answer:
“There is no best soda.”
The Answer:
“Water is the best drink. As far as
soda, it is Root Beer & Dr Pepper. Other
best drinks are Raspberry Iced Tea and
Iced Coffee.”
The Answer:
“The best pop in the world (I'm from the Midwest and we don't call
it soda) is Dr. Pepper. The flavor is much better than the more blah average colas,
i.e. Coke, Pepsi, etc.”
The Answer:
“I'm just glad you asked about ‘soda’ and not ‘pop’!
Because, as even the good Lord knows, it is called ‘soda’.”
The Answer:
“The New Vanilla Coke or Mountain Dew.”
The Answer:
“Coca Cola all the way.”
The Answer:
“Mr. Pepper is it by a long shot!”
The Answer:
“The Dew! All the way baby! Dr. Pepper is still classic, though. I've
heard there is a new vanilla Coke, but only time will tell if it will go the way
of the clear Pepsi.”
The Answer:
“Hires or Barq’s Root Beer followed by Mountain Dew, then
Pepsi.”
The Answer:
“Well, there is no such thing as soda around here, except for
seltzer; there's pop! The best type
of pop available is Dr. Pepper.”
The Answer:
“Pepsi-Cola mmmmmmmmmm.”
The Answer:
“Diet Coke with lemon!”
The Answer:
“Mountain Dew Code Red, legal energy.”
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