weekly fodder for the flock...

Join our e-mail list!
Just type your e-mail address below and press submit.


 

















Print
April 26, 2004
Essential Toys for Grown-ups
By Bradley McDonald

In a society saturated with choices, sometimes it’s nice to receive some knowledgeable recommendations.

Mountain Bike
With all the debate these days about the best diet available, people seem to forget that exercise is the best way to lose weight. I used to try jogging around the neighborhood, but quickly found out that, unless I’m chasing some type of ball, running is boring. Then I remembered how much fun I used to have riding a bike when I was a kid. That’s when I decided to get into mountain biking. It provides a good workout, along with allowing me to enjoy the outdoors. And for the adventure-seeking types, you can definitely get an adrenaline rush if you find the right trail. Take a look on the Internet (www.mtbreview.com) and you will probably find a trail near you. Warning: if you plan on riding trails, go ahead and spend a few hundred dollars on a decent bike or you might get stuck six miles down a trail with no pedals. I bought a Trek bike and have been satisfied with it.

Rio S30S Sport MP3 player
I invested in this gadget soon after I bought my bike. On the days I couldn’t make it to a trail, I would ride my bike around the neighborhood, and this is the perfect companion. You can strap this little fella’ on your wrist and he will sing to you for around two hours. You simply upload whatever songs you want from your computer to the player or use the FM tuner that is built in. You can also use the stopwatch to prove to yourself that you’re the next Lance Armstrong.

Albert Einstein Bobble-head Doll
Now this is pure entertainment. I’m no collector of bobble-head dolls, but I know fun when I see it. Personally, I have mine attached to the top of my cubicle at work and through an advanced set of wires and motion detectors, he nods when my boss is walking down the hall (so I can alt-tab off of ninteyandnine.com to the software that I pretend to build). Okay, not really, but it is a nice novelty item. I bought mine at www.stupid.com (why do I like this website so much?).

Trivial Pursuit
Who doesn’t like a good trivia contest? For those of you who are useless-information collectors, this game is for you. If you want to look intelligent, take a week and memorize the answers to the first 30 cards or so and then invite your friends over to play. After going winless in this game for about 12 years, I recently won my first contest by employing this method.

Golf Clubs
As of right now, golf and I are no longer together. After years of a tumultuous relationship, we both decided we weren’t right for each other. But, as I have done so many times in the past, I’m sure I’ll take her back tomorrow when she promises at least a birdie or two in the next round. Golf is unique in the fact that the only person you have to conquer in the sport is yourself. There are no defenders, unless you count the trees that miraculously jump into the path of my ball all too often. Golf may be a good walk spoiled, but, hey, it’s exercise.

 

ninetyandnine.com

© 2004, Bradley McDonald

---------

Bradley McDonald's favorite color is blue.


contact information:   
Please let us know your opinion by giving feedback on an article or the site.
general information: general@ninetyandnine.com
copyright © 2005 www.ninetyandnine.com