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Print By Stuart D. Kent For Valentine’s Day, instead of the chick-flicky “first date” or “fell in love” articles, why not one on “Marriage after Five Years: Why Single Life Looks Better in Hindsight.” Just kidding, but a piece on couples married at least five years would be beneficial to those not yet married to see what they’re getting into. And to those peers who are not sure what they got into. Or, these hot topics: 1. Most popular form of birth control: Children. 2. When potbelly spoils the romance. 3. Estrogen is the devil (or the declining lack thereof). 4. She works—therefore she crashes on the couch afterwards. 5. Home cooked meals taste best at Outback. 6. For a trim, girlish figure—don’t bear children. 7. When the neighbors thought my wife’s prayers were expressions of love ; ) 8. Second most popular form of birth control: In-laws. 9. Cleaning the house—sell it and start fresh in a new one. 10. Two ways to wreck romance on vacation. 1.Bring your kid. 2.Leave your kid at home so she worries the whole trip. ninetyandnine.com © 2005, Stuart D. Kent ----- Stuart D. Kent moved this summer to a different house in the same city. He is studying to become an RN online. He spends his days off letting his two new kittens in, then out of the back door.
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