Top 10 Reasons You May NOT Need to Call for an Ambulance
By
Stuart D. Kent
(Writer’s Note: All of these are based on true events.)
10. Your doctor’s office is closed.
9. Your dog is sick and you feel like he’s “one of the family.”
8. The “voices” told you to call.
7. You need to find out if you’re pregnant, or not.
6. You have smoked and drank yourself into a multi-year/decade point of illness.
5. It’s the weekend and...(refer to number 1).
4. It feels like something is living inside of you.
3. You need a renewal of narcotic drugs in your life.
2. You feel the need to place a foreign object (bottle, potato, gerbil) inside your body cavity.
1. Your skull has become detached from your neck.
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Stuart D. Kent works at night in Macon, Georgia.
As a result, he