3.9.2005

Really Good at Bad Jokes

Argh! It's been one of those days! I can't get anyone to return my phone calls! Which means I still don't have my books for my classes starting next week, my office still doesn't have water, and Dimples still has my Cheddar's gift certificate! The phone keeps ringing off the wall, but not with people I need to talk to! Argh!

So, as always, I'm in need of some comic relief. How 'bout this joke I just made up:

Look up in the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Androgynous Man! . . . Or is it Androgynous Woman? It's hard to tell . . .

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