A 100% Cure For Jet Lag Discovered
How many times have you flown on a large comercial jet and, after the pilot levels off at 36,000 feet you say to yourself, "Hey, I wonder what would happen if I opened the door right now?" One guy did just that on a flight from California to D.C. There are only two reasons you would want to open a door at that time which are:
1. You are a member of the fowl species.
2. You are an idiot.
The best part of the story is when the stewardess yelled "please help" and a vigilante band of female passengers landpiled him and whacked him with their high heels. Well, I'm not sure about the highheels, or the females, but I do have a better solution next time it happens:

Better Solution
1. Pilot decreases altitude to approximately 26,000 feet.
2. Have passengers put seatbelts and oxygen masks on.
3. Allow crazed passenger to open door.
Of course, no one will be able to interview him to discover the exact sensations of becoming airborne at 26,00 feet, but at least the problem will be solved, his curiousity satisfied, and everyone can continue to eat the complimentary peanut.