ARRRRRRRRRRRGH! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Made famous by Pulitzer Prize winner Dave Barry of the Miami Herald, Talk Like A Pirate Day may soon become a national holiday. Read his column that put the two pirate-talking conspirators on the proverbial map. To truly talk like a pirate, one must also smell like a pirate, so that today must be precluded by one or more days sans shower. For the source of this land-lubbering mayhem, check it out for yourself, and begin talking like a pirate now.