This News Just In, And Boy Is It Hot, Baby
After several hours of comatosity on my part, I AWAKE to the following hot item of news:

Space shuttle Atlantis astronaut Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper collapses twice during a welcome home ceremony.

I, myself, get short of breath (sob in RN jargon) merely pronouncing this female astronaut's name. Repeat Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper 5 times fast and it might be an excellent way to help folks pray at the altar. SO perhaps she was called on to state her name several times in the ceremony and ran out of breath from the effort. I'm talking earth-shattering news. Unless, of course, she was possessed by an alien critternoid and will soon infect the rest of starship earth and ack...aaack....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!