Stu's Slaughter House Bid
I was on ebay just now, looking to buy something, when I chanced upon a slaughter house for sale that comes complete with a three bedroom house! It also comes with a hot tub, and is ready for a Mom-n-Pop type family to take overthe business. For a mere 300 grand, I'm thinking about it. Made my decision already, although the hot tub is mighty tempting. But if any of you brothers out there are looking to entice the girl of your dreams into marrying you, casually mention that just today you were thinking about making an offer on a little cottage in Idaho, a romantic getaway, and see if she bites the hook. Might want to make sure she's into the fitness scene, since slaughter house work tends to require some heavy lifting.