The Tale of the Little Princess
Once upon a time there was a little princess, who lived with her mother. Her big sister had moved out but came to visit her often. One day, the sister said to the little princess, "Hey, lets go to the Widespread Panic concert and drink some liquor." Well, the next thing you know an ambulance was taking the little princess with red lights and siren to the emergency room. The little princess had drank too much liquor. The little princess was swinging her arms and kicking the nurses and doctors with her feet. But finally she settled down after the nice people restrained her and infused fluids back into her body. The Queen was somewhat angry at the big sister, but glad that little princess was still alive. The exiled King was none too happy either. But early the next morning, before the sun had come up, the little princess was set free by the happy nurse and she was driven back to the castle where the queen dwelled. And she lived happily ever after...that is, until the next concert rolled into town.