TEN THINGS STU HAS NEVER DONE
1. Gone Bungee jumping.
2. Read a Harry Potter book.
3. Enlisted in the military.
4. Swung from a chandolier.
5. Eaten a pickled pig's foot.
6. Worn a purple suit to church.
7. Been inside the White House.
8. Been to Kent Curry's house.
9. Shot a deer with nary bullet nar arrow.
10. Spent the night in jail.