100+ Year-old Granny Attempts Hostile ER Takeover
I kid you not: I saw a 100+ year-old granny brought in after paramedics chased her down the hall at the nursing home and dodged her fists. She was medicated enroute, slept for a while, then got free of restraints, climbed out of bed, and whizzed the tv remote/call light at the doctor's head and missed by less than 12 inches. She also demonstrated a perfect judo kick to the chin of a 6-footer female tech, and it took four grown men to help her back in bed. Believe it happened.