Election Hoopla Over!
I don't know 'bout you, but my answering machine has been working overtime collecting the mud-slinging campaigns of Georgia. The main reason I voted was to oust an incumbent Dem congressman, but he scraped by with 51%, 99% of polls reporting, absentees not yet counted. But the phone kept ringing and the elocutionary monologue begins on my answering machine...

click...Hello, I'm calling to tell you that Jim Marshall is scum, and lower than a whale's belly on the bottom of the ocean. He wants all of Mexico to become U.S. citizens and terrorists to have rights. Jim Marshall is being investigated for several crimes involving domestic animals, and his voting record shows a clear tie to Atlanta mafia activity. This announcement paid for by friends of the other guy who loves babies and apple pie, so vote today, before the democrats take over and there will only be unisex bathrooms in every baseball stadium and public facility.

But I do want a runoff if the count is close. I've got plenty of space left on the answering machine.