Not For The Faint Of Heart
I received a hot tip last night from T.V. which does not stand for television, but he is my source for many worthy news items I often pass along to you, the unsuspecting but faithful reader of my humble and often deviant blog. The word is this: procreation vacation. * No, you won't be hearing an evolution vs. creation sermon, but will be assisted in making babies! Prices for 3 nights in the Bahamas at a posh resort start at $1893.00 but is still way cheaper than adoption. There will be special meals and drinks served that may help in the conception process.

*Your mileage may vary. Results not guaranteed without a written note from Al Gore, who invented the internet, so he claims. No pictures of Hillary Clinton allowed on the vacation, as it may dampen procreation efforts.