Pres. Bush to Voodoo Man: I'll sic Dick Cheney On You
While traveling in Indonesia, as you may have heard already, a Voodoo practitioner attempted to put a curse on our present president George W. "Tex" Bush IVX. The voodoologist became angry after President Bush apparently tried to order "some of them jerk chicken wings" from the man, forgetting that he was not at that moment, in Jamaica.