Stu Report On Granny ER Takeover And Other True Stories.
Life in the ER has been great these past four nights, even though I had to (ugh) miss both Sunday services. There was much talk via the grapevine about my Jackie-Chan-high-kickin' grandmaw I had for a patient. The tech who was watching her after our shift was a 6'6", 340lbs guy, and grandmaw got in two face shots with her foot. "She blindsided me when I was tying my shoe, and she got me twice," stated the big guy. "She" being a 103 year-old grandmother of 13 children and over 100 grandchildren. With a mean right foot.

More incredible news this week:

*A (female) ER nurse driving home after nightshift flipped and, thus, totaled her truck.

*There must've been a new record for mental health patients last week. We're mainstreaming them now into regular ER rooms.

*I put in 60 hours (nights). Paying off school loans right now.

SO you see, in a nutshell, that my life is bizarre, but I love God, need God, and depend on God, namely Jesus, to help me through a week like last week. And with that I bid you a good morning House Callers and Ninetyandnine.netters out there and a

Good Night.

-Stu