Tongue Talking Not On Top Ten List of Favorite Barstool Activities
For those of us who have heard it said that speaking in tongues is of the devil, A wise person, or wise pastor (W.P.) put it this way: If tongues were of the devil, then everyone sitting at the bar on a Friday night would be having a great time speaking in tongues. So I therefore assist that assumption with this certified Top Ten List of barstool activities:

10. Asking for directions to the restroom.
9. Speaking to inanimate objects such as television set, ashtray, etc.
8. Making lewd remarks to female waitress.
7. Lighting wrong end of cigarette.
6. Ordering drinks for you and new friend.
5. Asking waitress if she "comes here often."
4. Telling jokes we've all heard before.
3. Waving at new patrons entering establishment and yelling, WHOO!
2. Asking bartender for a match (he answers:his socks and your breath)
1. Ordering more drinks.

So, as you clearly see in this Top Ten List of certified barstool activities, talking in tongues is not mentioned, not even in a reference or hint.