(photo: courtesy St. Louis Dispatch. Friday Night on the River.)

Ten Things I Won't Do in 2007 Either

10. Climb the Camel's Hump in northern Vermont.
9. Read an article on the bird flu.
8. Hook cable to my monitor.
7. Visit Iraq (until the hanging is over).
6. Sue Borat for anything in his movie.
5. Cut my hair until Bob Edwards is re-instated on NPR.
4. Subscribe to a magazine.
3. Subscribe to the Macon Telegraph & News.
2. Visit the "Holy Land" until after the hanging, also.
1. Visit Saint Louie without a loaded, automatic sidearm.