Two Tons of Shtuff Added To Space Station
Ever since the Space Shuttle blasted off from Disney's Florida Epcot nightly fireworks show©, I've been wondering...How much more stuff can we possibly add to the Space Station®? I'm thinking that, if it ever runs out of gas or whatever's keeping it floating above the earth, well, then what? It will fall faster than Al Gore's popularity rating, that's what. And I'm assuming that for some reason, scientifically engineered with the use of slide rulers, physics, and and a soldering iron: it won't fall on my house. Specifically, it will fall on Iran. That's what I'm thinking.