Who is America, and Why Do We Do What We DO?
According to the Census Bureau's recent abstract, you can now crunch many numbers and fill your head with new trivia about what we do here in the good ole U.S. of A. As if USA Today didn't already overkill everyday in the area of statistics. But for those of us who want to know that more folk are injured by wheelchairs than lawnmowers...this is your read for the day. Me? I'm reading about why Miss USA is getting booted for accusations that she has gone wild in New York bars. And guess who is rendering out the punishment? Donald Trump!

Now there's an National Enquirer headliner if there ever was one.