New Hogzilla of Georgia
Stu, you may say, what is the word on all these humongous hogs roaming the streets of Georgia, that state in the South where you live? Well, If I could guess I'd say that this latest hog was rootin' around the McDonald's dumpster or sump'n in order to reach 1000 pounds, or, half a ton. I know some guys who hunt hog all year 'round, and they tell me it's dangerous work because a hog is mean, and will chase you up a tree if you're fortunate enough to possess tree-climbing skills. Sho 'nuff, I would plan a big barbeque if I happened to shoot a 1000 pound hog, even though they say the meat is tough. I wonder if the poke skins'd be tough, too?