Stu's 2007 Quiz To Get You Fired Up For Day 1 Classes
Now that the holidays are over, the New Year has started, and you look down and realize that the 12 pounds worth of Christmas goodies are now attached to your waist like a flesh-colored life preserver, it's time to think. Think of these questions, and answer to the best of your ability. Use only a #2 pencil. No points will be deducted for wrong answers. Some points will be added for correct answers and...NO NO NO—that's the way the SAT is graded! Sorry. So here goes.

1. Who invented the internet?
a. The Pentagon
b. Bill "Buffet"Gates
c. Larry Bud Melman
d. Al Gore

2. Who lost the U.S.Presidential election in 2000?
a. Jeb Bush
b. Grover Cleveland
c. Cookie Monster
d. Al Gore

3. After he grew a beard, who was mistaken at times for Osama Bin Laden?
a. Johnny Depp
b. Sandra Day O'Connor
c. Howlin' Wolf
d. Al Gore

4. Who produced and "starred" in a documentary about global warming?
a. Morgan Spurlock
b. NASA
c. Charles Darwin
d. Al Gore

5. Who was responsible in yesterdays mishap involving a U.S. submarine and a Japanese boat?
a. Osama Bin Laden
b. Saddam Hussein
c. Timothy McVeigh
d. Al Gore

*see answer key below.





*I assume you guessed them all correctly and for that I will tell you a little secret: Albert Arnold Gore can be rearranged to spell: Groaned, "Ballot err!"