World's Greatest Whistler?
A good friend turned me on to this site featuring the World's Greatest Whistler when I didn't even realize such a contest and award existed in the first place. First thing: I think I'll enter next year because I'm a whistlin' fool. But my wife hates whistling, gives her some terrible headache, she says. So I whistle all the other times when we're not together. Who knows...there may be a future for me in whistling.*

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