Did I Mention Losing Weight?
A few years ago I harped on weight loss and diets too much. Maybe since I was writing with authority ( my wife's a dietitian) people thought I was in great shape (haha). But today I am offering a new weight loss plan that is guaranteed* to help steam away those extra pounds with little effort.

1. On the floor, assemble a stack of your favorite celebrity mags and your collection of diet books (eg: Oprah's weight loss book).

2. Lift entire stack of reading material eight times, 2 seconds up, 4 down.

3. Repeat for 3 to 36 sets.

4. Weight loss guaranteed after 30 days of steps 1-3.

Oh, on the diet end, try to eat smaller portions of everything, for example: when ordering at Burger King, try ordering a kid's meal with hamburger instead of the Ultimate Triple Decker with cheese. Or, order a small wing meal at Zaxby's with 3-6 hot wings instead of the party platter for yourself. Just to name a few.


*Results not guaranteed. Yeah I know I said guaranteed before, but I mean, what do I refund? Satisfaction or double your blubber back?