Hold On Thar, Hillary
I woke to NPR this morning with a recording of Hillary Clinton's campaign speech in New Hampshire, and I was certain it was a nightmare. Before she starts, I feel there are several questions that need to be addressed and points brought up that would deter any rational-minded voting citizen of these United States from casting anything but doubt Hillary's way. They include:

1. Why did you and Bill remove all the "W"s from White House keyboards?
2. Did you purposely sabotage Rudy Guiliani's plans for becoming Senator of New York by commandeering a top-secret investigation into his private life using (wrongly) FBI personnel?
3. Bill Clinton will spend four more years in the White House as First-Gentleman?
4. Why did so many folks involved in the Whitewater scandal die violent deaths?
5. Why did you steal White House furnishings and have to return them under threat of criminal investigation?