Come To Cherry Blossom Festival in Macon, Georgia
FREE ICE CREAM!

Tomorrow, Sunday will be the last day to jump in on the thrilling activities in my hometown of Macon, Georgia, birthplace of Little Richard of "Tutti-Frutti" fame. You can opt to sample free ice cream, gander at the bronze statue of Otis Redding looking over the dock of the Ocmulgee River, or stand in line with these other tourists to get something or another that I can't identify here. Pink pancakes Saturday and Sunday morning will be cooked and sold by none other than my old cronies, those derelicts of emergency work, the Fire Department.

I can hardly stand the excitement.