Thursday, March 01, 2007

The Democrats and Their New Faux Pas
Hillary, John Edwards, Joe Biden, Chris Dodd, and Osama Bin Laden have all announced that their "yes" vote for America to wage war against Saddam Hussein was a great big OOPS. But now let's think about this thing for a minute—The Red Counties of the U.S. elected our current president. So are the Dems simply not concerned that we, the Red Counties and States of these Unites States are not offended by their remarks?

I, for One, am offended by your statements, Mr & Mrs Spineless Congressperson who didn't have the backbone to vote your mind in the first place. Your apology is not genuine, and it only throws light on the fact that you went with the flow, which to us Red County Citizens, was the right thing to do. So let me see if I, a blogger of no means, can come up with a suitable analogy to this situation...

Let's s'pose that, McDonald's coffee was voted as the Number One coffee in the U.S. so Hillary joins in and says (for a mere $12 million endorsement fee) that McDonald's coffee is her choice and gets her vote as Number One. So everyone is drinking MickD's Number One coffee and we're all happy and skipping through the kids play area at our local McDonald's when all-of-a-sudden a NEWS FLASH comes across the wire that all this time MickD's was using coffee beans planted near the former site of Chernobyl and anyone who ever drank a single cup of McDonald's coffee will develop liver disease and grow an extra ear on their stomach and Hillary will say, "Voting for McDonald's coffee was MY MISTAKE."

But then a leading scientist releases a report stating that the whole coffee issue is libel created by the owner of Earl's Tire N' Appliance coffee machine in the waiting room, McDonald's reneges on it's Hillary endorsement, everyone's drinking coffee again, and Hillary moves back to Arkansas with Bill to sell real estate.

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