Presenting again, Today's Headlines to Rap
(see NY Times online)

Ask the Man, by G Bo Red
New hope at the beauty counter: bling in a jar,
If there's a buck in it...somewhere.
Where many have long trusted only in cash,
Corzine takes his first steps since car crash.

Japan Premier to visit politically changed Washington,
Infant deaths: shame of a nation.
What should a Chinese car look like?
Not a spirit of adventure, wiping out a parasite.

(chorus)
Ask the man, ask the man,
tell him everthing ya can
With this illustrious plan,
I'm a touring tarzan.
(repeat)

Court asked to limit lawyers at Guantanamo,
Saudis' effort for reform stall, yo,
Move over GM, Toyota's number one,
Boys dead, girl stabbed in Chicago home.

(chorus)
Ask the man, ask the man,
tell him everthing ya can
With this illustrious plan,
I'm a touring tarzan.