You, Too, Can Discover Noah's Ark
Authorities have discovered a replica of Noah's ark in the Netherlands, which is one of those countries where it's probably cold and I'm not exactly sure where it's located. But if you did wish to see the ark, a creation of a guy who built it according to his wife's plans since she decided "if he was ging to build the thing, then here's how it should look," (which for some uncanny reason resembles a giant Vera Bradley purse) then call your local travel agent and request a ticket to the "Netherlands."