Ten Reasons I Believe in
Global Warming

10. IPOC* thinks hurricanes come from GW.

9. Cattle fed growth hormone are expelling hotter pies.

8. Al Gore is giving more [hot air] speeches.

7. Roger Federer is warming to the idea of winning on clay.

6. Women's spring/summer attire causes a rise in male core temps.

5. The sun looks brighter.

4. GW is causing American Idol.

3. My lawn needs watering.

2. GW is influenced by a recent outbreak of tanning booths.

1. Al Gore is full of heat.