Livin' Large...and I Mean Large
The Pulitzer Prize-ignored Macon Telegraph featured an article in the business section this week on a new line of items for the large person, or person of size. The new company line launches as Living XL and offers something that no person of size should live without: a Big John® toilet seat. No, I'm not making this up, and Big John® features a "contoured, 1,200-pound capacity seat larger than any other toilet seat in the world!"

My question is this: At what point do we ask ourselves, "Hey, self, I'm maxing out my 550lb capacity toilet seat and I was wondering if it's time to order a Big John® toilet seat?"