Duct Tape, Dixie, and Me

Friday, March 03, 2006

Angering Pet Lovers Everywhere

For the Love of Pigs
I continue to hold forth that PETA has no connection to reality. They especially don’t understand the crucial role of the farmer and his implements (animals) in bearing the burden of feeding the world. Most recently PETA is crying foul because a pig castration was performed as part of an agriculture class. Folks, that’s just life.

I suppose the class could’ve followed an Israeli zoo’s recent example. Zoo tenders put an over-fertile female giraffe on birth control last week because they simply have no more room. You can believe that wasn't cheap.

All Rodents & Insects Created Equal?
You know at some point you can take the whole animal rights thing way too far. I just wonder if PETA preaches against (love that A/P vernacular) exterminators. I mean, think about it. Technically, if you protest hunting and fishing but then have an exterminator spray your house/workplace with chemicals to basically “gas” any insects, you’re showing favoritism and preferential treatment to animals based on prejudices. So I think it would be hypocritical of PETA to protest extermination. In which case, I vote we capture all the little critters normally killed by exterminators and deliver them to the PETA headquarters so they can all live in one big happy world together.

5 Comments:

  • At 7:30 AM, Blogger Michelle said…

    LOL!!!!!!!!!! I love your train of thought regarding PETA's favoritism! Is killing mosquitoes also considered unacceptable? I vote that mosquitoes be eliminated entirely! Thanks for keeping us informed and laughing.

     
  • At 8:38 AM, Blogger Mandy in Arizona said…

    Only You!

    That's all I have to say.

     
  • At 11:36 AM, Blogger Gerard said…

    Actually, I think the discrimination is based on whether the animal/insect/being has a face...

    Faces are paramount, apparently.

     
  • At 6:37 PM, Anonymous stu said…

    Lee Ann, I'm thinking here about your PETA sentiments and your love of duct tape and...maybe the two can work together! I propose that we duct tape PETA members to a swamp tree, one hand free, and see if they'll swat mosquitoes. Also supply a loaded 38, and wait til a gator saunters up...to see if they'll shoot it.

     
  • At 9:43 PM, Blogger Michelle said…

    ROFL!!!!!!! Stu, you're a genius!

     

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