Duct Tape, Dixie, and Me

Thursday, May 04, 2006

Breaking Blog News!

Infamous Apostolic Webzine Renounces Organized Sports!
In a stunning move spearheaded by the rebel editor otherwise known as kDc, a popular A/P webzine cut all ties to the athletic world early this morning. In a statement released by the firebrand leader, kDc cited a paranoia that the Astros would “win the big one this year” among the reasons for the split.
“No more sports. No more ‘Stros. Just Brangelina coverage 24-7!”
--kDc
READ THE FULL STORY HERE!

The Truth, Whatever that Is
Of course you understand I’m merely joshing. This is a moving-crazed bridesmaid’s attempt at humor. The real story is that The Benchwarmer(s) is evolving (can I use that word without scaring you(?)) into a broader scope to include cultural coverage.

For the Love of Sports
Now don’t panic. The guys have not renounced sports. Bradley’s loyalty to the Astros ranks right up their with my love for duct tape. So you’re sure to still get the latest coverage in sports happenings. However, you’ll also get insight on cultural events from three distinct perspectives. That’s exciting to me because frankly there are days when I don’t care about the world around us and don’t want to provide any degree of intelligent reporting on it. It will be a relief to know we can turn to the new blog for clever coverage of life at large.

And Lady Makes Three
Like me, I’m sure you’ve been enjoying the addition of Denelle at The Benchwarmer(s) lately. It’s been a good mix, and to our delight, Denelle will be joining the boys in this new endeavor.

New Name and New Shoes
Well in case you haven’t stopped by yet today, you’ll be in for a double take. The look has changed temporarily with more redesign to come. And… you can be the official namer of the blog! That’s right. The new blog needs a new name, and your entries are welcome! Check the soon-to-be-named blog for details on entering the contest.

Congrats and kudos to my pals David, Bradley, and Denelle on the new blog! Can't wait!

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