LSU Football and St. Louis Cops

16 Days to Kickoff!
Next in the list of priorities is addressing LSU football. The distance poses a threat to maintaining ultimate fan status. Audio of games is available online… for a price. Meanwhile I’m thinking no one recognizes the LSU Fight Song currently selected as my cell ringtone.

A Brush with the Law
A new cultural difference was discovered tonight in an encounter with a local law enforcement officer. Speaking on the condition of anonymity, I can only report that certain ninetyandnine staffers including myself undertook a legal experiment for the sake of education. Our conclusive findings are that St. Louis traffic citations are much more detailed, informative, and helpful than LA citations. In an admittedly small study sampling, St. Louis officers seem remarkably accommodating. And now off to traffic court we go to report the differences between the LA and MO judicial systems!

Duct Tape Contest Countdown
Don’t forget that you only have nine days left to submit your entry for the super duper duct tape art contest!

Countdown = 9 Days