Saturday, August 06, 2005

When Technology Fails You

Someone pointed out to me last night that there were some spelling errors in my last post. While, I'm not the worlds greatest speller, this one falls on technology's shoulders. For whatever reason spell check instead of changing the word just added the correct letters to the end of the word. What good is technology if it doesn't even do what it's supposed to. I suppose I shouldn't complain, if technology was fail proof who would need humans anymore.

Are computer's men or women? You decide. Click Me!

Saturday's are a beautiful thing

Yes, the dog still wakes me up at 5:30 a.m. - seems he doesn't know it's Saturday, but I love Saturdays. Waking up late, eating lunch at the diner, reading, going in to the city to shop, sightsee, visit a museum, etc. Sometimes there is just nothing like doing nothing. For must of us Sunday's are anything but restful so we have to make the most of our Saturdays.

So take time and enjoy your Saturday. Eat some ice cream, sit in the sunshine and enjoy your own company or the company of friends.


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Friday, August 05, 2005

A Little Insight

The following is a questionnaire that gives you a little insight into me. It also happens to be the form that the NAYC bloggers will be using to introduce themselves to you so now you'll know what to expect.


A Little About Me










1. Name / Geographic Location: Denelle K. Burns/New York, New York

2. Church/ Pastor: Bethel UPC - Westbury, NY; Pastor Doug Davis (and our wonderful Bishop Davis)

3. Age: twentysomething

4. Favorite Bible Character: This is a tough one, I love so many for so many different reasons. I have a fascination with anyone that could be considered flawed (David, & Peter are at the top of the list) and as you all know, with characters that aren't explored much. However, I think that Ruth is probably my one of my favorites. How often do you find such dedication?

5. I Am currently reading: Actually you've caught me between books. I finished the newest Harry Potter a couple of weeks ago and just haven't had the time to get into my next one. Although I am 99% sure that it will be Rosie Dunne aka Where Rainbows End by Cecilia Ahern (author of P.S. I Love You).

6. In my CD player at the moment: In my house I think it's Pam Thum's Greatest Hits ($10 to the first person who can tell me that they honestly remember who she is) and in my car is a compilation CD from the WAY (Western District All-State Youth Choir). What can I say, I miss them.
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My iPod's most played tunes are: I may be the last person in NY who doesn't have an iPod.

7. My Youth Congress History: I attended my first NAYC in 1993 (Indianapolis, IN). In some ways it remains the pinnacle of my NAYC experiences. On Thursday night Bro. Anthony Mangun preached a message that was out of this world. I will never forget the sound of thousands of stadium seats slamming upwards as everyone got on their faces prayer. I'm not sure he ever reached "the end" of his message.

I've also attended NAYCs in Little Rock (had my wallet stolen out of my purse in my hotel room while we were all in our chaperone's room), Nashville (had a huge falling out with our youth pastor on day one and ended up staying with other friends, I took my first taxi ride while in this city), and Atlanta (can you say HOT - that's my strongest memory from that year). I've also worked the registration booth at every YC I've attended. Now that is a madhouse.

8. At NAYC, you'll most likely find me at: I'm not going this year. It's so sad but such is the life of a working adult who just started a new job. I expect a detailed report so I can feel like I'm living vicariously through all of you.

9. If someone gave me $250 to spend in one day, I'd: At NAYC? I'd shop. At home, I'd get a massage and see a Broadway show.

Instinct or Disregard?

1 Chronicles 13: 7-11 and 2 Samuel 6:6-8 tell the story of Uzza. Uzza was the son of Abinidad and had grown up in the house where the Ark of the Covenant had resided. Uzza was well aware that the Ark was sacred and could not be touched. And yet when the oxen stumbled, the cart shifted, and the Ark of the Covenant looked like it was going to fall Uzza reached out and took hold of the Ark to steady it. He was immediately struck dead.

While most often we criticize Uzza for his actions, I think we must ask ourselves if any of us would have reacted any differently. Of course we say we would but are we sure? Instincts are reflexes and cannot be over-ridden.

Let me pose a couple of questions to you:

1. What should Uzza have done? It was obviously wrong to touch the ark, but would it have been better to allow it to smash into the ground? Had it fallen off the cart and broken on the ground, would that have brought honor to God?

It is impossible for me to say that Uzza's actions were wrong. Wait, before you all start firing off e-mails - backed up by scripture - that point out to me that it was indeed wrong for him to touch the Ark, let me explain. There is no doubt that Uzza should not have touched the Ark but given the situation I simply cannot see him, or anyone else, acting in any other manner. This was the Ark of the Covenant, the most precious possession of the children of Israel. Not one of them would have allowed it to fall to the ground. Had King David been standing there, I think he would have tried to stop it. Had you or I been standing there I don't think we would have allowed it to fall either.

The Lesson: The problem was that Uzza was already in a wrong situation. He (and David for that matter) should have known that moving the Ark on a cart was an unacceptable method of transportation. Had the Ark been carried properly in the first place Uzza would not have died. Uzza should have spoken up before the first step was ever taken. Like wise, we must be proactive in our faith. It is not enough to expect someone else to know and/or do what's right. Our salvation is our concern.

2. Why didn't God simply cause Uzza to suffer. Perhaps a shock, or even a withered hand? Wasn't striking him dead a bit on the extreme side? Afterall, it wasn't as if he was trying to harm the Ark.

The Lesson: Sometimes God's mercies are severe. Sometimes we only learn through pain. If we look past the immediate to the ramifications of Uzza touching the Ark (aka David's reaction) we can see that Uzza was not the only one affected by his actions. David had to live the rest of his life with the knowledge that his ignorance of the things of God led to a man's death. 1 Chronicles 13:11 tells us that David was so upset that he named the place where it happened Perezuzza (the breaking of Uzza). Do you honestly think that David ever forgot this event? No, David learned a valuable lesson and so did the entire nation of Israel. God's instructions to his people were not negotiable.

3. Did Uzza touch the Ark of the Covenant because he had become so comfortable with its presence that he no longer held it in reverence?

The Lesson: As I have already stated, I truly believe the answer to this is no. Uzza touched the Ark out of instinct, and perhaps with a full knowledge of what would happen. If Uzza had become comfortable with the Ark he would have touched it when it resided in his father's house. He and his brother had had over 20 years and plenty of opportunity if it was simply a matter of disrespect. Likewise, had God allowed Uzza to live after touching the Ark everyone would have wanted to do so. And the presence of God would no longer have held the same reverence. The same presence that was so powerful that it killed Uzza now lives inside of us. Do you treat it with the reverence it deserves?

One more point to consider. God told Moses in Exodus 33:20 that no man could see his face and live. Moses simply saw the hinder parts of God and he glowed. High Priests had a cord tied around their ankles when the entered into the Holy of Holies because if they were not right before God they would be struck down by his presence and have to be pulled out. Uzza did more than either of Moses or the High Priests. Uzza had touched the Shekinah Glory. How could he have survived? It is vital that we have a holy reverence for the spirit and presence of the Lord and that we recognize its power.

So long, farewell . . .

I'm outta here for the day. Weekends are tough for me but I will try to update at least once. Remember, next week is a group blog but I'll be back August 16.


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Fridays, and Bible Study Revelations, and Youth Congress . . . Oh My!

GOOD MORNING WORLD!

I have no earthly idea as to why I'm in such a good mood this morning (it might have something to do with the fact that it's Friday) but luckily for you I am. I feel like I could take on the world's problems. And so apparently does this guy.

You know, in New York, I could probably set up a stand like that on the corner and make a fortune. Only in New York people, only in New York.

Things I Never Knew

For our mid-week service/bible study our pastor has been going through Search for Truth in an effort to help the congregation learn how to teach a bible study to new converts. Well, the time has come for me to admit that there are things in/about the Bible that I never knew. And what, you might wonder, could astound a former bible quizzer and preacher's kid?

1. Did you know that Jude (the author of the book of Jude, not the Jude from "Hey Jude") was the brother of Jesus? Me, I was clueless. I knew James and one of the Johns were his brothers but Jude . . . I had no idea.

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2. Did you know that the Lord had told the children of Israel that they could eat locusts and beetles. They were considered among the clean animals and were actually nutritious. Guess John the Baptist wasn't so wierd afterall.

I'll keep the insights coming. I still don't believe that I didn't know about Jude.

North American Youth Congress (NAYC)

Monday starts bible quizzing at the UPCI's NAYC (I will kindly keep my comments on the removal of these events from General Conference to myself). Services will start on Wednesday evening. Youth Congress can probably best be described as a whirlwind of activity. You barely have time to eat, let alone sleep. And this year, for those of you that cannot attend (me included ) the staff and friends of 90&9 are bringing Youth Congress to you.

I have been so gracious as to give up a week of my time as August's blogger to allow them to bring you up to the minute details on the happenings in Columbus. Mind you, I didn't give up my space without wringing a promise from Kent that I'd be able to steal a few extra days from September's blogger (sorry to whomever you are).

So Monday morning I'll be here with some inspiration to get us through the morning (it may take several cartoons, quotes and jokes to make it through a Monday) and then the NAYC staff will take over in the afternoon. I'll be back full time on August 16.

Insights to Uzza

This afternoon I'll post a look at our next biblical character. Bet you can't guess who it is.


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Thursday, August 04, 2005

Tales from the Subway

Yesterday I had my first truly "New York" moment on the subway. First, you have to understand that it's been in the 90s here with a heat index of near 100. Add to that being underground and with the heat that the trains themselves give off, you feel like you're standing at the gates of hell. So, I get on at my first stop and the A/C isn't working on the train. I contemplate getting off or switching cars but I only have to go 4 stops and then I transfer so I decide to stick it out. I get off at my transfer point and go down another level to catch the next train. And I had just missed it. Normally this wouldn't be so bad but remember it's 1,000 degrees.

So the next train comes about 10 minutes later and we all pile on, relieved to be in the A/C once again, only to hear the conductor say that there is a stalled train up ahead and that the train we were on would be running over a different line in order to avoid it. Everybody groaned and most of us piled back off the train. By this time I'm getting really irritable. I'm hot, I'm hungry, I'm tired and I still have to go home and walk the dog. After another 10 minutes the next train arrived. I'd already decided I was getting on that one no matter where it was going. Everyone crammed in, only to hear the same announcement and almost everyone piled back out. I stayed put. This train was going the long way to Brooklyn but would get me where I needed to go.

The train wasn't too crowded and so there were plenty of empty seats but this guy comes and sits right between myself and another man. I chalked it up to him being a "visitor" (he didn't look like a New Yawker) and tried to keep from touching him. I hate touching people on the train. Several stops later the guy next to him got off the train. A normal person would have moved over leaving space between us. This guy stayed put and his leg kept touching mine. I seriously considered getting up and moving to the empty row across from me. Finally, we stopped and the guy got off the train. I heaved a huge sigh of relief, but as I looked up and he was getting back on. Suddenly he looked at me raised his eyebrows and winked. I was torn between laughing outloud and being totally creeped out. He just kept leering at me from where he was standing and I was forced to figure out how to get off the train without having to squeeze by him.

A normally pleasant 30 minute trip was turned into the 1 hour and 15 minute trip from Hades.

Coming Up

It's been a crazy day and so I didn't get our biblical character insight posted today and we have church tonight. I'll make sure to have it up tomorrow instead. Have a great night everyone!

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Welcome to Thursday

Political Cartoons have been called both the lowest and the highest form of satire. Whatever your opinion, this one's pretty funny.

And just in case that wasn't your cup of tea here's something to mull over while you're sitting at your desk and enjoying that cup of coffee.

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure. - Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)

Kind of makes you grateful for writer's block, doesn't it?

A Slow Day

I sort of feel like today is a slow day news wise . . . or maybe there's just nothing that strikes me as worthy of a lot of time.

Yes, Naomi Campbell has "struck" again. That girl has serious anger management issues. She needs therapy and Jesus.

The space shuttle walk was a complete success - at least we pray it is.

The NYCLU (NY Civil Liberties Union) is threatening to sue the city over its newly instituted policy of random bag searches on subways in response to the London subway bombings. If you have nothing to hide it shouldn't be an issue. Pardon me, but submitting to a bag search seems a small price to pay when weighed in relevance to being blown up. Keep in mind that these are the same people that will sue the city in a heartbeat if anything happens claiming that "not enough precautions were taken." Sometimes you just can't win.

I'll have more later.

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Wednesday, August 03, 2005

You Like Me, You Really Like Me

A great big thank you to all of you who have shared your opinions and other feedback with me. I really appreciate it and it's nice to know that someone besides myself and my roommate are reading this.

Space: The Final Frontier

Unless you've been living under a rock you know that last week NASA launched its first space shuttle since the Columbia disaster 2 1/2 years ago and that there are some concerns about Discovery's re-entry into earth's atmosphere. Today one astronaut will attempt to remove and/or shear off the gap filler that is protruding from between the shuttle's ceramic tiles. And what you might ask is the "hi-tec" tool that they are going to use for this extremely delicate operation? A makeshift hacksaw, rigged out of a blad, plastic ties, Velcro and various other items found on the shuttle, held together with (this is for you Lee Ann) duct tape.

Just under $50 and a trip to your local hardware store and you can have your very own replica of this important NASA device.

ETA: The mission was accomplished with something even simpler - the human hand.

Miracles Do Happen

309 people survived a plane crash in Toronto yesterday. Apparently they were all able to escape using the planes emergency exits and inflatable slides before the plane was consumed by explosions and fire. Think about that twice before you tune out the emergency evacuation procedures the next time you fly. It pays to know what to do in case of an emergency.

The Other Half

We've had to wait for nearly six months but Jennifer Aniston has finally done her first interview since filing for divorce from Brad Pitt. In an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair Jennifer talks about being "shocked," "angry," "hurt," and "embarrassed." Her pain is tangible. Yet, she does not once attack her ex or speak poorly of him or his maybe/maybe not relationship with Angelina Jolie. You have to give her kudos for that, it would have been so easy to place the blame elsewhere.

A Dog Eat Dog World

One of the e-mails that I've received suggested that I tell you about my pet. And since it fits in with my "life in NYC" theme I will be more than happy to do just that.

Having a dog in NYC is almost mandatory. In fact it should probably go in the handbook they need to give you. "Be advised that everyone in NY owns at least one dog. Seeing as how most of NY resides in apartment buildings this means that you will encounter them on the street at any given time, day or night. Some are quite small and some are quite large. Do not be alarmed, do not scream when you see them coming out of their front doors, and please do not antagonize them by barking, growling, etc. If you can't handle being around dogs maybe New York isn't the place for you."

I have a 1 1/2 year old, male, Shih-Tzu, named D'Artagnan (think The Three Musketeers and you'll get it). I do not think it's a stretch to say that he is quite possibly the most intelligent animal that I've ever encountered. You can be in one room of the house and tell him to go get a specific toy and he will go and search for it until he finds it and brings it back to you. When he starts whining and crying to go out in the morning and we all know how much I love mornings (sorry doggie but 5:15 is WAY TOO EARLY), I can tell him to go lay down until my alarm goes off and he does. If he starts bothering me for some unknown reason if I list off the things that he might want - outside, hungry, play, night-night - and he'll bark when I reach the right one. I kid you not, you can ask my roommate. It's scary.

He is also inordinately stubborn. When he truly wants something he will not give up until he gets it; even if it means barking at me and trying to chew on my hands until I will finally take him outside (never mind that we were just outside five minutes ago). This must be something like having a child that just keeps whining about what they want. I can't help it, even though I love him it drives me insane. I've actually considered sending the dog to live with my parents in Albuquerque just so that I can have some peace and quiet. Guess I'm not ready for kids yet.

Anyway, because I have a dog and live in an apartment my day goes something like this. D'Artagnan wakes me up, I shower, walk the dog, come home get dressed, go to work, come home, walk the dog, eat dinner, walk the dog, do some sort of evening activity (watch a movie, read a book, etc), walk the dog and go to bed. As you can see a disproportionate amount of my life is taken up by walking the dog. I don't care where I live this cannot be considered normal. One thing is for sure, my next apartment will have either a front or back yard.

I have lots of stories about my "demon dog" (trust me, he's earned the name) but I'll save those for another time. In the meantime, enjoy your nice suburban living with your big fenced in yards and know that I'm jealous.




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The Wednesday Morning Blahs

I don't know why but it seemed even harder to roll out of bed today than normal. So without further ado.

Calvin on mornings and Psalms 118:24.

Is it Friday yet?

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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Taking Up Sides

Opinions Are Like Bellybuttons, Everyone Has at Least One

I cannot begin to describe to you how over come with glee I was yesterday while reading the paper on the subway on my way to work. What you might wonder, could cause me such delight? I simple little article which accounted Lauren Bacall's lambasting of Tom Cruise and his ridiculous behavior. It seems that the former Mrs. Bogart is not a fan of the couch-jumping, PDA fond, anti-depressant slamming, actor. It is a beautiful thing when someone with more experience, more wisdom and more personality can take on a schmuck like Tom. See, there are benefits that come with age.

Not about to allow his friend to be publicly ridiculed, Jamie Foxx decided to jump to Tom Cruise's defense with the brilliant line that "Tom Cruise is the Michael Jordan of acting." Al Pacino, Anthony Hopkins, Kevin Spacey (I've got a million others) you could perhaps use in a parallel to Michael Jordan, but Tom Cruise? I'm not sure if I'm more embarrassed for MJ or for Jamie Foxx for having the audacity to try and make such a comparison. In the future Mr. Foxx should leave the commentary on his friend's acting career to those that are older and wiser (aka Ms. Bacall).

Just a Side Note

I know we've beat this topic to death here on 90&9 in the last few months but it cannot be stressed enough. When people visit our churches we must make them welcome. I won't rehash what's already been said, but I will simply add my most recent experience.

Upon moving to New York, I started attending a local church. I had been told by many people, people that I loved and respected, that this was an amazing church and I expected nothing less. Having grown up in Pentecost and having lived multiple places I have switched churches several times in my life. However, I have never experienced anything like what greeted me here. The spirit of God was amazing, the worship was good, the Pastors and their wives are wonderful and welcoming people. The rest of the church was not.

Now I realize that in a large church (which this is) it is often difficult to get around to meeting the new people. Things are crowded (we need a bigger building) and seeing as how this is New York I'm sure that there is a steady stream of new faces as people come and go. Yet, somehow in my mind that does not excuse what I can only deem rude behavior. I was introduced to several young people who said hello and the proceeded to more or less ignore me. There were no invitations to sit with them, no smiles and/or friendly conversation the next time we met, no invitations to youth functions or services. When the youth pastor would from time to time ask me if I wanted to go with the young people after service and I answered yes, I was told to just "hang around" and we'll let you know where we're going. Forty minutes later, I was sitting by myself, staring at the walls of the sanctuary and not one person had stopped to talk to me, let alone let me know where everyone is going. I've rarely felt so small or alone.

While this was not enough of a reason to drive me away (admittedly things have become much better, but that's another story) because I go to church for Jesus and not for people, it was devastating. I'm used to being in the middle of everything. Now I was suddenly an outsider and one who felt completely unwanted. I can only imagine how a new visitor would feel in similar circumstances. Would they last long enough for things to become "better"? Somehow I doubt it. Please be aware of your actions and conscious of those around you. Someone's soul may depend on it.

A Woman with a Mission

Judges 4:17-22 tells the story of a remarkable but rarely discussed woman named Jael. Jael was a Kenite (relatives of the Midianites and Israelites) and her husband was on friendly terms with Jabin, the king of the Canaanites. During this same time period, Israel and Canaan went to war. As God had promised Israel defeated the Canaanite army, however, Sisera - the captain of the Canaanite forces escaped. He sought refuge from the pursuing Israelite commander (Barak) in the tent of Jael, and instructed her to tell anyone who inquired that he was not there.

Jael gave him warm milk, covered him with a cloth and when he when he fell asleep she promptly nailed his head to the floor of the tent.

Jael's story is interesting for many reasons and is relevant to us in several ways:

1. At the beginning of Judges 4, God had instructed Barak to muster and army of 10,000 to combat Sisera. Barak was, perhaps understandably, a little reluctant (Judges 4:8). Afterall, Sisera's forces included 900 iron chariots. Because Barak reluctant to trust God, Deborah prophesied that while he would defeat the Canaanite army, a woman would ultimately be the one to kill Sisera and ensure victory for Israel.

The Lesson: God is reinforcing the point that if we refuse to trust him when he asks us to do something, he will find someone else to do it. Unfortunately, this also means that we give up the blessings that we would have received. Bottom line: TRUST GOD!

2. It may seem obvious but Jael was a woman, in fact she was by today's terms, a house-wife (yes, I know, none of you could have possibly figured that out on your own). In a world that was dominated by men, one little woman did what an entire army could not.

The Lesson: God can use anybody, anytime, anywhere. Never doubt it.

3. While Jael had Israelite ancestors, her husband was on friendly terms with the King of Canaan, and Sisera came to her seeking refuge. Middle Eastern custom dictated that if someone asked for refuge - even an enemy - they were to receive food, shelter and protection for up to three days. By taking Sisera in and then murdering him, Jael could be considered guilty of treason. Yet, there never seems to be any question in Jael's mind that Sisera was the enemy. She didn't waste time talking to him, or trying to see his side of the story, she simply made up her mind and took action. Obviously Jael was a woman that weighed the risks and realized that taking action, even though it might not have seemed "right" or expedient, was the only thing she could do. By nailing Sisera to the tent floor Jael insured that Israel's victory was complete. In fact, it would only be a matter of time before Israel was able to completely destroy Canaan.

The Lesson: Inaction or hesitation can be our downfall. As my grandmother used to say, being wishy washy gets you nothing but wet. It may not be comfortable, it may not be liked by those closest to us but sometimes take drastic measures.

So my hat's off to you Jael. The world could use a few more decisive women (and men) like you.


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Oh What a Tangled Web . . .

I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards. - Rudyard Kipling

This morning's quote of the day is in honor of Rafael Palmeiro, the baseball player who just five short months ago adamantly told Congress that he had never, ever, used steroids. Period. Well, yesterday the entire world found out that Palmeiro was at best a liar. At worst, he's committed perjury. And of course the justifications and the explanations have started with the "I never knowingly took steroids" speech. Yeah, whatever. We should have all expected this. Afterall, this is the same man that swore he'd never taken Viagra just months before becoming a spokesperson for the drug. That's all I have to say on this subject. I'll leave the rest of the sports talk to Brad.

Stay Tuned

I'll be back later this morning with some comments on other relevant news and our first look at a Biblical woman who knew how to get things done.

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Monday, August 01, 2005

Big Shoes To Fill

I know that I've got some "big shoes to fill" coming on the heels of Lee Ann so I'd ask all of you to bear with me while we find our groove.

The Morning Blah's

I am amazed that even after years in the "adult" world it is still a daily struggle to pull myself out of bed at 6:00 a.m. just to make it to work by 9:00 a.m. Mornings, quite simply, are not my friends. In the hope that some of you are also "morning-adverse", I am going to try and post a little something every morning to help ease the pain. It may be a scripture, an inspirational quote, a funny anticdote, etc. Today for your amusement (admittedly a little late) a Calvin and Hobbes comic. In my oh so humble opinion, there has never been a better comic - sorry Garfield - or one more worthy of our time. So make sure to grab your Starbucks (pick me up a tall caramel macchiato please), prop your eyelids open with toothpicks if necessary and stop by for a little pick-me-up.

As the World Turns ... So are the Days of Our Lives

July left me feeling just a little overwhelmed by the world around me. Terrorists in London, terrorists in Iraq, random searches on NY subways in an attempt to deter terrorists, monsoons and massive flooding in India, the nomination of John Roberts to the Supreme Court, not to mention the whole Jude/Sienna and the Nanny debacle - horror of horrors (remember I warned you that I am a celebrity fiend and find their world to be an endless source of amusement and ridicule). I'll try to find time to discuss the daily news in our world and how it effects us. I'll also try to post any interesting links that I come across that I think you might enjoy. Like this one which has a million different solutions for things to do when you're bored. It is great for filling up the slow times at work (not that I'm advocating doing anything other than work at work, but . . .)

Single Christian Living in Sodom and Gomorrah

As I mentioned just briefly in my introduction I have recently relocated to NYC from Los Angeles. After five years on the West Coast it was time for a change and I think that I can safely state that moving to the East Coast was the right decision.

I will spare you all of the harrowing details of the actual move (suffice it to say that after in Amarillo, TX, I've seen more of that city than I ever thought possible, the Quarter Horse Museum was quite impressive though) and just try to bring you up to speed on life here.

When you move to New York they should give you a hand-book as you cross the bridge from Jersey. It would include all of the important things that you need to know in order to survive here. I have a couple of suggestions for things that should without a doubt be included:

1. When the posted sign reads "No Standing" it doesn't mean no standing it actually means no parking. This should not be confused with a "No Parking" sign which also means no parking. For those of you who are from anywhere else in the world where standing is standing and parking is parking it will cost you $185 to get your car back from the impound yard where it was towed and $115 for the parking ticket (I learned this lesson on day 3 in NY).

2. Buy comfortable walking shoes. Subways will take you only so far, and then you have to walk 13 city blocks to get where you really want to go. Ok, so it's not really that bad, but coming from LA where you walking anywhere is taboo, I thought I was going to die during the first couple of weeks.

Someday, I'll tell you about the 22 flights of stairs I walked down during my first week of work.

3. Speaking of subways, it should be noted that nobody speaks on the subway. Unless it is after 8 p.m. or on the weekend. Alternative acceptable methods of behavior during non-speaking times are: reading the paper, reading a book, listening to you iPod, or sleeping. Please do not disregard these rules or you will be subject to eye-rolling, and dirty stares.

Despite the fact that I just made NY sound horrible it is in fact an amazing place to live. I've yet to encounter any truly rude New Yorkers, I've visited the MoMA, the Frick Collection, I've had some of the best pizza in the world and I watched the July 4th fireworks as they exploded against the Manhattan skyline and over the Statue of Liberty - talk about feeling patriotic.

While I am working in Manhattan, I live in Brooklyn and attend church on Long Island, so I am getting to experience a lot of New York. And I'm loving every minute of it. Oh, and to those people that have called this great city Sodom and Gomorrah I just have one question. Have you been to L.A.?

Last But Not Least

For years I have had a fascination with the lesser known characters of the Bible. People who played a significant role in shaping Biblical history but that for one reason or another are mentioned only briefly and often overlooked or just skimmed over in sermons and by Christians in general. People like Jael, Gomer, Uzza, Zipporah, etc. Why are they overlooked? Why wasn't their story told in full? Can we fill in their stories based on what the Bible tells us or even from historical context?

Let'ss face it people, if they weren't important scripture would have never mentioned them. If we are going to claim that we truly believe everything contained inside of those 66 books is there for a purpose and is relevant to our lives, then we owe it to ourselves to at least consider the stories of these people. Twice a week I will try to take a look at the lives of these different characters. To peel away the layers surrounding their stories to see what lessons we can learn. If there is someone that you feel fits this category and you would like to open their story for discussion please feel free to e-mail me and give me your opinions.

P.S.

Lee Ann is no longer receiving e-mails at the 99blogger address so please send all correspondence to her personal e-mail. I look forward to getting to know all of you and reading any input you may have.

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Magically Delicious

As I sit here this morning, eating my Lucky Charms and contemplating the state of the universe, I'm also trying to decide exactly how to start this blog. Witty repartee? Perhaps a joke or two? I suppose that I should just get the preliminaries out of the way and put an end to your nail-biting, cliff-hanging excitement as to the identity of the August blogger.

My name is Denelle Burns and since I don't have a great bio like Lee Ann, I figure I should tell you a little about who I am, what I do, and what I intend to do with this blog over the next month. I'm a twenty-something (I have no problem telling you my age if you want to know, but this makes me sound more mysterious) single female living in New York City. I've been here nearly three months and I'm loving every minute of it. If only I could take the weather in Los Angeles and put it in NYC we could have paradise here on earth. I personally believe that I've been blessed with the best family in the world and as much as I love New York, I do miss them. In the past ten years I've lived on both coasts and a few places in between, so I like to think that this has made me pretty well rounded (including in a spiritual sense). I was a Bible Quizzer for 9 years and have coached some. I was the Singles Director at my church in LA, and taught Sunday School for 2 & 3 year olds, while also being heavily involved in our Drama Ministry. I love to sing and take every opportunity I get to do just that. Other than all of that the only other thing that might be relevant is that I LOVE my dog.

Phew. Now that you know more about me than you ever cared to we can focus on more interesting things. I'll be back later on to break-out what I want to share with you this month.






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Sunday, July 31, 2005

The Month in Review

July has seen London overcome terror, the beginning of the changing of the guard in the U.S. Supreme Court, and America return to space. You could really look at the month as a case study in optimism for the globe. I know as Christians we are aware that God's sovereign Will is going to be implemented regardless. I am just content that right now finds us in a time of joint resolve to bring down the threat of global terrorism and to make our nations safer places. Just as there is a great capacity in man for evil, there is also a great capacity in man for good.

July has seen me change my lifestyle (if--admittedly--only temporarily) through exercise and a healthy diet, achieving a record stretch of being ice cream-free. The enforcement of self-discipline has felt as good as the new energy level from the exercise and good eats. Also I broke my previous record at work for most hours worked in a week, but somehow balanced it out, only missing one Bible study and choir practice. Two out of five church events ain't bad. But I'm still not happy about this. I still want to know if it's okay for Christians to miss church functions for work. And I still want to know how we balance the busy-ness of life's business.

July has also seen me enter a new dimension of technology and communication through blogging. Thanks to Ninetyandnine and its staff for allowing me this wonderful opportunity. And to the readers of Ninetyandnine, this experience has been so much fun because of the dialogue we have created together. Thank you for your participation. Let's keep it up for another great month of blogging in August as welcome a new blogger whom I know you'll enjoy.

Much love and duct tape,
Lee Ann

P.s. - NAYC
I hope to get to see you at Youth Congress. It's T-9 and counting. Remember to pack your essential traveling buddy: duct tape! Prayers for a safe journey. Godspeed.

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The Weekend in Review

News
The mother of missing teen Natalee Holloway has left Aruba after the draining of a pond turned up no evidence. This is such a sad situation, and we can only hope someone will finally come forward with some real information.

More arrests in London. The tally is high on number of arrests, but police need to take advantage of this impetus and completely crush the terrorists cells in the U.K. at this urgent time.

What will America do to protect against the threat? Much debate on racial profiling has arisen. I agree civil liberties are important, but if including racial profiling among the other security check factors saves us from just one act of terror, wouldn't it be worth it? Ask London commuters if they mind security checks.

Offbeat
Woman chases car -- I don't know if the message here is wear your seatbelt or don't spit out of a moving vehicle?

I'm Walkin' to N'awlins
To celebrate a non-working weekend, I went back to New Orleans with my roomates for a major shopping excursion. I am now three purchases away from having my Youth Congress outfits complete (not counting the 14 Wal-Mart trips the night before to get stuff we'll never possibly need or use). Anyways, I'm proud to say that I resisted beignets from Cafe du Monde, much to my own amazement. My friends are equally weirded out by the new Lee Ann. But I must come clean to having a little ice cream at a birthday party at the coercion of several friends. As much as I've heard the "peer pressure" topic ran in the ground, turns out it's real. The good news, however, is that studies are showing dark chocolate is healthy.

It's Shake 'n Bake, and I Helped
No shaking, but I did get to take a swim over the weekend. This replaces some much-enjoyed sun I've missed out on since my Dad and I have been too busy to take the boat out in over a month. (This fact is noted with appropriate sadness.) In its wake (ha ha), I've lost my sunny glow from being out on the Gulf. My friends have suggested the tanning bed repeatedly, but try as I may, I cannot bring myself to crawl in an oven, close the lid, and broil for ten minutes. I know it's supposed to be as (un)healthy as being in the natural sun, but I just can't do it. ...So I'm wondering, do tans really look better, or is it just a culturally-induced fashion trend? And are tanning beds the way to go?

P.s.
Check out Wendy's very articulate and well-thought version of the attraction factor. What's funny is that all of this controversy is in response to the "what must I do to be married?" question. Does that mean we're all secretly desperate to be paired off? I personally believe that I am single because for the last three or four years now I have refused to forward that touching e-mail about poor little Timmy to 2974 people within .02188 seconds, and so I am enduring my 375 years of bad luck. But whatever works, right?

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Top Ten Fun #2

In closing (as preachers say to give us hope), I share one last top ten. I conclude the last day of blogging with the gentle reminder not to take yourself too seriously and that nothing is ever as good or as bad as it seems.

All my life I've heard about how life is so different once you're out of school and in the "real world." Well that might be true. But the more I think about it, the more I notice it's really just more of the same, regardless. In that spirit, here are the top 10 things that don't change when the real world comes calling:

10. Checks still bounce
3 per week on average. It's so amazing how the extra income just means extra bills. There's a clause in the whole Murphy's Law thing that says rules are made to be broken and checks are made to be bounced. And somebody puleeze explain to me NSF fees. ...You don't have enough money to cover a debit, so we're going to charge you more money. Well how 'bout you just add another NSF fee to that NSF fee because it's going to bounce too. I could be NSF'ed exponentially into eternity.

9. Sleep
It's sort of like food. Every time you almost get yourself weaned off it, wouldn't you know you go and do something stupid like take the camry "off road" (a.k.a. in the ditch) to try to miss an armadillo. Oh yeah. Don't ask. Thankfully Snowflake (my car) and I are both okay after quite a little scare. I'm sorry to report that I can't say the same for the armadillo.

8. Attention span
I would like to think that receiving that diploma magically transforms us into older and wiser individuals the minute the rolled up paper touches our eager fingers. But it doesn’t work that way. I’ve noticed this firsthand in Sunday School. If somebody's not blowing something up or employing an object lesson that involves at least 3 or 4 live animals, forget it.

7. Driving skills
Refer to #9

6. Appreciation for fine art
Bluegrass is timeless, be it '97 or '07. Now that's good stuff, I don't care who you are.

5. Current events cluelessness
I thought once I got out of school that I would start reading the newspaper, listening to national public radio, and become this incredibly well-informed individual. Turns out I'm just as busy as before and still think of scoping a copy of People in the Wal-mart line as keeping up to speed on the news.

4. Housekeeping conditions
The piles remain: a) clean, b) not so clean, c) maybe, and d) don't even think about it

3. Maturity levels
I'm sorry but watching someone trip is still the highlight of my day. And so help me, I'm still awfully proud of this cool trick I can do involving a suspended peanut m&m.

2. Cooking is still a challenge
Did you know that you have to stir jambalaya? Yep. Come to find out, if you just dump everything in the pot and come back 30 minutes later, the bottom 1/2 of the pot is completely burnt. It's crazy--and not in the fun way.

1. The "R" word
Responsibility. While your one full-time job now is less stressful than your previous full-time college schedule and 2 part-time jobs, family now enters your picture. The minute you bring home your first pet fish from Wal-mart, your whole world changes. You now have to start thinking abt IRAs, college funds, and retirement planning. Suddenly you care about #10 above because you've got a hungry mouth to feed, and generic brand Betta fish food just won't cut it. Oh and just WAIT till she (the fish) starts talking about wanting a little brother...

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