Valentine's Day For Dummies

Yeah, today happens to be Valentine's Day, and it's not too late to rush out and buy a card and flowers for the loved one in your life (ladies, substitute fishing tackle for flowers). If you are married, I recommend the greatest book on marriage: His Needs Her Needs. Read it yourself, first. Then share it with your spouse. This guy's got sound advice!

Top Ten Valentine Tips for Guys
But for those of you dating, or should I say guys, here are some great things you can do to make this a Happy Valentine's day for you and the subject of your affection:
10. Brush your teeth.
9. Clean out all sporting equipment from your car.
8. Have car's upholstery professionally cleaned.
7. Tip the Haz-Mat Tech for the decon job.
6. Call your beloved.
5. Be on time to pick up subject of affection (SOA).
4. Purchase card/gift in advance of pick-up.
3. Be a gentleman.
2. Did I mention "be a gentleman?"
1. Make sure your gift involves chocolate.

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