Win A Free Copy Of Firework!

That's right, you can win a free signed copy of my freshman effort at book publishing (includes free shipping), entitled, Firework. All you have to do is guess the day that I began my illustrious career of saving life and property, in that order. You may think that this is a cheap attempt to get folks to read my blog...you're right. But you will enjoy the book, even though I don't guarantee it. I mean, the odds are only 356-to-1 that you can win a FREE BOOK. Think of it like you did when you tried to win a free guitar at the Mercy Me site. My score was a million something but the top score was a billion something. Some kid spent his entire Christmas holidays earning that score. But all YOU HAVE TO DO is make a guess. I didn't say lucky since I don't believe in luck. Place your guess in a comment below. Unfortunately you will have to use your name since the U.S. Postal Service® won't deliver to anonymous. Try it today! Offer prohibited in areas where dental care unlawful! Your mileage may vary! Do not guess if you are prone to acites palpitations angina hemmorrage or diabetes.

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