This Blog Just Got a Lot More Exciting All of a Sudden

Well folks! Here we have it! Another exclusive brought to you by www.ninetyandnine.com and A Month in My Life! The moment you've been waiting for!

Well, sort of. You may not have been hanging onto the edge of your seat waiting for this moment, BUT! If you had known it was coming I’m sure you would have been!

We here at A Month in My Life have in our possession something I'm very excited about, something that promises to catapult 90&9 into a household name! That's right, we have a partial photograph that our experts have verified to be an authentic photo of last month’s blogger, Stu the Self-Proclaimed Gutless Wonder! Feast your eyes on this incredible, never-seen-before homage to the power of pixels!

Okay, don’t get disappointed yet. First, at least let me explain what it is exactly that you’re seeing. First of all, we see that Stu, apparently, has the pinkish-purplish skin that all so-called “white guys” seem to possess in really bad lighting. This photo also confirms that Stu has a forehead, at least, with a hairline that isn’t receding too badly. (Nice genes there, Stu!) Stu also possesses four wrinkles, two eyebrows, one eye and the bridge of a nose (possession of nostrils unconfirmed). We have also heard rumors that Stu does, in fact, own another eyeball and a mouth with which to spout witty words of wisdom, but as you can see, this photo does not provide actual verification of said rumors.

Now that you’re aware of how truly amazing this photo is, please ladies, remember that Stu is married and try to refrain from sending him love poems that say something like:

Roses are red
But my heart feels blue
Because I don’t have
A man with a nostril-free nose like you

And men (you know who you are!), please don’t send him poems either, especially ones that read:

Oranges aren't red
Bananas aren't blue
I’m jealous of all that hair
You have on your head Stu

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