GETTING TO "THE POINT"

On Saturday, I met MiMi the Monkeywoman in mid-Missouri (Ft. Leonard Wood) for an afternoon of playful romance. We stopped at Pulaski County Visitors Bureau and asked, “Where is the classiest restaurant in the area?”

The woman, who was decked out in frog paraphernalia, said, “Oh, it’s definitely The Point! They’re the best around, hands down.”

I’m not sure what Central Missouri’s definition of “classy” may be, but I will summarize the visit with this . . . The restrooms were labeled “BULLS” and “HEIFERS.”

Lesson learned—never ask a woman with frog earrings for suggestions on class. I should have known better when I saw the "Girls Gone Wild" bus in a parking lot near the visitors' bureau.

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