Back.... with Duct Tape

At It Again
Did I hear someone say duct tape? Well, ready or not, I'm back with tape tales. Thanks to the fine folks at Ninetyandnine, I'm here for a one-week-only guest performance! For fear of being disappointed, I won't ask who missed me. But I have missed you.

Are There Yearbooks, Too?
The December blog is a lot of fun because it's like a reunion or church homecoming (for those of you old enough or from an area rural enough to remember those). I won't spoil the fun by telling you who else waits in the wings, but it was certainly good to hear from my friend Chantell last week. After months of crossing e-paths on ninetyandnine, we finally met this year at the IQ Forum. In between solving the world's problems and discovering mutual friends, we had a great time.

Digging Deep
These days I'm living the good life in good ol' St. Louis. More about that and my duct tape exploits as the week progresses. But first I want to talk about more important things. Right now it is that special time of year that we all share with vigor and passion. Something deep within the heart of each individual beats heavily in anticipation. With joy and jubiliation we celebrate in a way others can't understand... That's right: McRib is back!

My Latest Cause
All you need to know about my life right now can be summed up in the fact that I am currently campaigning for a place of permanence on the McDonald's menu for the McRib. I'll have you know I was the 61,408th person to sign the petition to save the McRib. It's my little contributions to our greater society like this that really validate my existence.












Triumph is Possible
In the past we've withstood the wiles of PETA, shared the greatness of Waffle House with the world, and done just about everything else in between. This special week remember the McRib, and together let's do our part to make the world a better place: a McRib-friendly place.

Questions, comments, concerns? Please feel free to E-mail me!