I’m pleased to end July’s Blog-o-rama with a bang and not a whimper! Kerpop! Kerpow! It’s been a long, strange month--stranger still when I’m asked to reflect upon its strangeness with strangers. The weekend was no exception, with several incredible events. Whiz! Bang!
ALL NITE PRAYER CAMP
Note to all Children’s Pastors – DO THIS!!! You will not regret it. Ask me or Angie Clark from the World Network of Prayer for more details.
On Friday night, The Shekinah Kids from New Life Apostolic Church in Bridgeton, MO, came to Herrick, IL to minister at the “First Ever All Nite Prayer Camp.” Kids ages 6-11 were invited to spend the night praying for themselves, their church, and the world.
Parents were skeptical that their children would stay up past eleven. At 8:30 pm, many dropped of their smurfs and smurfettes, also handing me their sleeping bag, saying, “You’re gonna need this.” They were terribly wrong.
27 of my kids entered into intercession. At 11:30, God absolutely rocked our world, with at least 20 children and 10 adults chattering like squirrels in tongues. At least five children received the Holy Ghost, at least fifteen who already had the Holy Ghost used it to new heights. God was truly magnificent and magnified.
Once the mighty move of God slowed down an hour later, we went into intercession for the church and the world. 10 of my 27 children, and 6 of 10 New Life ministers, prayed and worshipped from 10pm to 6am. The only thing that stopped us was the parents coming to pick up their unslept child. Crash! Boom! Thunder! (applause)
SINGLES’ CONFERENCE
On Saturday night, I was asked to preach at Centralia’s singles conference, seeing how this would likely be my last one (I’m getting married November 18th—fingers crossed). I preached on the Rapture, but God added the perfect exclamation. At the end of a tremendous altar service, as single Apostolics traveled from the sanctuary to the fellowship hall, they were greeted by a most glorious awe-inspiring sunset. With the Rapture on the mind, God reminded us that He is the Author and Finisher of life. . . Well done, Jesus! Pop-sizzle-kaboom! (applause)
2 O’CLOCK SERVICE
On Sunday at two, Christ Tabernacle had a special service, wherein I had 60 more children to minister to. Unfortunately the nachos were too delicious, and I had a tough time keeping their attention. Finally, I abandoned all hope of trying to teach a traditional lesson, opting instead to have them repeat repetitively, “Jesus is coming soon!” This is all I really needed to get across anyways, right?. They chanted the End-time mantra for fifteen minutes.
When your parents ask you what you learned today, what are you gonna tell ‘em?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
When you talk to your grandparents who aren’t in church, what will you tell ‘em?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
What are you going to tell your busdriver?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
What are you going to tell your brother and sister?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
What are you going to tell your teachers?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
You’re out on the street, you run into a stranger who doesn’t know Jesus, what d’ya say?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
What message do you need to take to China?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
To Brazil?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
To Los Angeles?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
To Antarctica?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
What was that?
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
I can’t hear you!
JESUS IS COMING SOON!!!
Pop-pop-pop-pop-pop-whistle-bang! KABOOOOMy! (Thundrous applause)
THE DOCTOR
And then today, I go to the doctor for a general check-up for the first time in ten years.
All I have to say is that a rectal exam is very humbling. . . Alright, so maybe the month did end with a whimper.
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