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Posted by: kdc

My how children prattle when they get excited. You’d think they’d never gotten to the World Series before. Oh wait! They haven’t!

While the Cardinals have won more World Series than any other National League team in baseball.

{Edited by BM: Yada, yada, yada. What have you done for me lately? (Besides totally CHOKE in last year's Series.) In the last three decades, St. Louis has exactly one more championship than Houston}

*YAWN* Here we go again.

As I recall, we had no pitching last year and still dusted the ‘Stros (what a cute nickname!) in 7. This year we’ve got our pitching back, so I don’t see this going longer than 6 games, probably 5 (luck probably going with the underdogs).

{Edited by BM: You don't want to talk about pitching. I'll take Clemens, Oswalt, and Pettitte over anyone. Note - over the last month of the season, Houston's top 3 starting pitchers garnered 11 wins; the top 3 from STL? A whopping 3 wins.}

Yep, I’ll happily write about the Astros 1-2 wins over the next week and happily agree to wear an Astros something-or-other all one day (with pictures as proof – I’m nothing if not a good sport), since it’ll never happen. I just want independent verification that Bradley enjoys wearing a sweatshirt of a winning team with a long winning tradition all day with the appropriate pictures. (Though why he’d be embarrassed to finally be associated with a winning team is beyond me.)

{Edited by BM: Since May 27, Houston has had baseball's best record (73-42). Need I go on? You're going to look cute in a pink Astros shirt, Curry!}

Let the games begin! I’m nothing if not a good sport! (Especially for a sure thing.)

{Edited by BM: Parting shot - Don't cheer for Kent's team! He runs a sweatshop to get his precious ninetyandnine.com up every week. There are at least 12 of us working 27 hours a day and all he does is send emails wondering why we're not working more!}

Overflowing with the Love of Christ,
k