Bush Wins Heisman, Brad and Dave Do Not (And It's a Good Thing, Too)
Posted by: David Bunch
Reggie Bush has won the Heisman Trophy this year. He collected 91.7% of the votes-the highest percentage ever in the 71 years of awarding the trophy.
Now let me tell you about the Heisman. In the Plankton Lab where Brad and I worked during our college days at LSU, the Heisman was the rejection given by girl when asked out by guy. This is because the Heisman trophy is a cast statue of a football player with his arm out blocking, but what could very easily be construed as an arm out rejecting. So it went something like this:
Q: "How did it go asking her out"?
A: "Not too good, she gave me the Heisman"!
Fortunately for both Brad and me, our respective lovely ladies did not give us the Heisman. In fact, Brad and Jaime tie the knot this coming Saturday!
Stay tuned for complete coverage of the Big Event!
Reggie Bush has won the Heisman Trophy this year. He collected 91.7% of the votes-the highest percentage ever in the 71 years of awarding the trophy.
Now let me tell you about the Heisman. In the Plankton Lab where Brad and I worked during our college days at LSU, the Heisman was the rejection given by girl when asked out by guy. This is because the Heisman trophy is a cast statue of a football player with his arm out blocking, but what could very easily be construed as an arm out rejecting. So it went something like this:
Q: "How did it go asking her out"?
A: "Not too good, she gave me the Heisman"!
Fortunately for both Brad and me, our respective lovely ladies did not give us the Heisman. In fact, Brad and Jaime tie the knot this coming Saturday!
Stay tuned for complete coverage of the Big Event!
And you will perform the ceremony for the Big Event...I know you will do a good job (should Bradley be nervous that there will be more Plankton Lab tales?).
Posted by
shirleymc |
Mon Dec 12, 09:49:00 PM 2005