You Did What?
Posted by: Denelle
So I talked to the White House this morning. Unfortunately it wasn't the Oval Office, but I did speak to someone in the Scheduling Office, who transferred me to reception, who wouldn't give me the Press Office because I'm not a member of the press but who did transfer me to the Public Affairs office so that they could help me. Nice to see that buracracy is alive and well and that there is still plenty of red tape in DC.
It was really cool to hear them say "Hello, White House" just like I was calling the Smiths next door or something. I totally felt like I could have asked for George and they would have said, "one moment, let me see if he's available."
Purely Ridiculous
So Jesus walked on ICE not water? Whatever. Why is faith so hard for some people? Must everything be backed with some rational explaination? That must be a terribly disappointing way to live your life.
Baby Watch
Still no news on the arrival of little TomKitten or Jolie-Pitt. Although this disturbing picture of Katie Holmes was posted around the net today.
Ummm, I've never seen a pregnant woman look like that except when I played Mary in our Christmas pageant when I was 16 and we put a balloon under my costume. Our assistant pastor joked for weeks about me looking like I was having the "holy trinity". Sorry Katie but that does nothing to quell the rumors that this pregnancy is a farce and that you and Tom are adopting.
Rumors are also floating around that AJ is going to give birth in Namibia. NAMIBIA??? Hello, that's a third world country, why would you go that route?
Ah to be rich, famous and completely senseless.
Promises, Promises
I know I said I was going to try and include some sports stuff in here and all but it's been a long day for me (I'm still at work) and I really can't think of anything intersting in the sports world right now. I was trying to find an article about what a fan threw onto the field at Barry Bonds yesterday but for once (gasp) Google has failed me. So you'll just have to research that one on your own.
I'm out.
So I talked to the White House this morning. Unfortunately it wasn't the Oval Office, but I did speak to someone in the Scheduling Office, who transferred me to reception, who wouldn't give me the Press Office because I'm not a member of the press but who did transfer me to the Public Affairs office so that they could help me. Nice to see that buracracy is alive and well and that there is still plenty of red tape in DC.
It was really cool to hear them say "Hello, White House" just like I was calling the Smiths next door or something. I totally felt like I could have asked for George and they would have said, "one moment, let me see if he's available."
Purely Ridiculous
So Jesus walked on ICE not water? Whatever. Why is faith so hard for some people? Must everything be backed with some rational explaination? That must be a terribly disappointing way to live your life.
Baby Watch
Still no news on the arrival of little TomKitten or Jolie-Pitt. Although this disturbing picture of Katie Holmes was posted around the net today.
Ummm, I've never seen a pregnant woman look like that except when I played Mary in our Christmas pageant when I was 16 and we put a balloon under my costume. Our assistant pastor joked for weeks about me looking like I was having the "holy trinity". Sorry Katie but that does nothing to quell the rumors that this pregnancy is a farce and that you and Tom are adopting.
Rumors are also floating around that AJ is going to give birth in Namibia. NAMIBIA??? Hello, that's a third world country, why would you go that route?
Ah to be rich, famous and completely senseless.
Promises, Promises
I know I said I was going to try and include some sports stuff in here and all but it's been a long day for me (I'm still at work) and I really can't think of anything intersting in the sports world right now. I was trying to find an article about what a fan threw onto the field at Barry Bonds yesterday but for once (gasp) Google has failed me. So you'll just have to research that one on your own.
I'm out.
