My Top Ten
Posted by: David Bunch
In keeping with this week’s Top Ten Lists at 90&9, not to be outdone by co-bloggers, and in tribute to that ever incessant Collideoscope topic, here’s my contribution:
Top 10 Things To Love About Your iPod
10. You can use it to drown out the in-laws’ voices during those long family vacations.
9. If the music du jour at Starbucks isn’t doing it for you, no problem.
8. If the music du jour anywhere isn’t doing it for you, no problem.
7. What other cool tech gadget can be acquired simply by convincing your spouse that it will ensure your every success in that exercise routine that he/she has been bugging you about?
6. Addressing another person at high voice decibels is not considered rude if you do it with your ear buds inserted.
5. Addressing another person not at all is not considered rude if you do it with your ear buds inserted.
4. You can easily become “one of the crowd” for about $120 bucks. Forget that lavish clothing budget.
3. With your iPod playing, your propensity to talk to yourself can be dismissed as “just singing along”.
2. You can compose brilliant haikus about its grandeur.
1. You can relish in explaining to your parents that “It’s kinda like a Walkman but…”
In keeping with this week’s Top Ten Lists at 90&9, not to be outdone by co-bloggers, and in tribute to that ever incessant Collideoscope topic, here’s my contribution:
Top 10 Things To Love About Your iPod
10. You can use it to drown out the in-laws’ voices during those long family vacations.
9. If the music du jour at Starbucks isn’t doing it for you, no problem.
8. If the music du jour anywhere isn’t doing it for you, no problem.
7. What other cool tech gadget can be acquired simply by convincing your spouse that it will ensure your every success in that exercise routine that he/she has been bugging you about?
6. Addressing another person at high voice decibels is not considered rude if you do it with your ear buds inserted.
5. Addressing another person not at all is not considered rude if you do it with your ear buds inserted.
4. You can easily become “one of the crowd” for about $120 bucks. Forget that lavish clothing budget.
3. With your iPod playing, your propensity to talk to yourself can be dismissed as “just singing along”.
2. You can compose brilliant haikus about its grandeur.
1. You can relish in explaining to your parents that “It’s kinda like a Walkman but…”
