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Monday, August 21, 2006 

Top Ten

Posted by: Bradley McDonald

In sticking with the "Top Ten" theme that the mothership is running this week, here are my "Top Ten Reasons You Know It's a Monday."

1. The alarm clock goes off and it's not the regular "bom, bom, bom" sound, but an evil "aahahahaha" laugh.

2. You get up to take the dog out and he's in the corner with a look that says, "It wasn't me that peed on the floor, Daddy, I promise! It must've been Mommy."

3. You fill up a big bowl with your favorite cereal and then realize there's no milk. You then wonder what Frosted Flakes would taste like covered in orange juice.

4. It's already 97 degrees at 8 AM and when you start your vehicle, your A/C decides to call in sick.

5. The traffic guy on the radio recommends staying home unless you have a helicopter.

6. You realize you forgot to put the trash out as the garbage truck runs you off the road.

7. a) You decide to call in sick, but then realize you have an important presentation at 10 AM.

7. b) You have an important presentation at 10 AM and you forgot what it is you're presenting.

8. There's a sign on the coffee pot in the break room that claims there is no regular coffee, only decaf.

9. You remember your presentation is along the lines of "why I should keep my job" but your PowerPoint slide show (which is all of two slides long) is on a network drive and the network is down until "around 10:05".

10. Your boss cancels your presentation and asks if you would mind moving your desk to the basement.

10:31 AM |

And haven't we all had those Mondays!!

Posted by Anonymous Anonymous | Tue Aug 22, 06:55:00 PM 2006   

Your list reminded me of a message my former pastor taught years ago. He read Job Chapter 1 about all that happened to Job in one day. The title of his message? Must've Been a Monday!

Posted by Blogger Michelle | Tue Aug 22, 09:26:00 PM 2006   

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