Paris "Money Buys Anything" Hilton
Posted by: Denelle
That fragile faith was blown to smithereens this morning with the announcement that Paris Hilton has been released from jail and ordered under house arrest for 40 days (complete with a snazzy and probably be-jeweled ankle bracelet).
Excuse me while I take a minute and EXPLODE!
Has the justice system in this country gone completely insane? Are we really that corrupt?
At a press conference just a few hours ago, the LA Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson said that Hilton was being released for a "medical condition." Yeah, sure. Or as a friend of mine put it, "I didn't know being a certifiable waste of space was a medical condition."
Yesterday reports were released that she had complained to her mother that the food was awful and she was having trouble sleeping because the beds weren't comfortable. And her psychiatrist had been to see her every day. Poor, poor, Paris doesn't like jail and works herself into a frenzy so that they'll let her go home.
I have a newsflash for you Paris, jail isn't the Hilton (pun intended), it's supposed to be miserable and uncomfortable and to make you think about what you did and how you won't do it again. You're not supposed to like it and if you don't want to be there don't break the law.
But of course none of that matters because now she gets to go home to her 1,000 thread count sheets, and her maid and gourmet chef and her pool and Side-kick and host of animals and family, etc. This useless waste of space has no respect for the law (two days after her sentencing for driving with a suspended license the police pulled her over AGAIN for driving) and will clearly learn nothing from being confined to her own home.
It must be nice to be Paris and have enough money to buy your way out of any situation. Of course no one will ever own up to her money being the reason she got out of jail.
Now pardon me while I go think up ways to have myself arrested for recklessly and REPEATEDLY endangering others with my vehicle so that I can have my license suspended, do it again and then get out of any punishment because jail is miserable and making me unhappy.
And just for the record. I will never mention Paris Hilton in this blog or anywhere else again. She is a blight on society and the only way that she will ever grow up or do anything constructive with her life . . . or that she'll just go away period . . . is if the whole world ignores her. I intend to be at the top of the list of people who do just that.
It's been a while since we've discussed celebrities around here but I could hold out no longer because this one makes my blood boil.
Last month my faith in the justice system and its treatment of celebrities was somewhat restored (the whole OJ thing did a real number on my belief) when a Los Angeles judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in a LA jail for driving with a suspended license. I even held out hope once her sentence was reduced to 23 days because of "overcrowding" and them needing the space for other criminals. And yes, I cheered when she voluntarily turned herself in on Sunday night.
Last month my faith in the justice system and its treatment of celebrities was somewhat restored (the whole OJ thing did a real number on my belief) when a Los Angeles judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in a LA jail for driving with a suspended license. I even held out hope once her sentence was reduced to 23 days because of "overcrowding" and them needing the space for other criminals. And yes, I cheered when she voluntarily turned herself in on Sunday night.
That fragile faith was blown to smithereens this morning with the announcement that Paris Hilton has been released from jail and ordered under house arrest for 40 days (complete with a snazzy and probably be-jeweled ankle bracelet).
Excuse me while I take a minute and EXPLODE!
Has the justice system in this country gone completely insane? Are we really that corrupt?
At a press conference just a few hours ago, the LA Sheriff's Dept. spokesperson said that Hilton was being released for a "medical condition." Yeah, sure. Or as a friend of mine put it, "I didn't know being a certifiable waste of space was a medical condition."
Yesterday reports were released that she had complained to her mother that the food was awful and she was having trouble sleeping because the beds weren't comfortable. And her psychiatrist had been to see her every day. Poor, poor, Paris doesn't like jail and works herself into a frenzy so that they'll let her go home.
I have a newsflash for you Paris, jail isn't the Hilton (pun intended), it's supposed to be miserable and uncomfortable and to make you think about what you did and how you won't do it again. You're not supposed to like it and if you don't want to be there don't break the law.
But of course none of that matters because now she gets to go home to her 1,000 thread count sheets, and her maid and gourmet chef and her pool and Side-kick and host of animals and family, etc. This useless waste of space has no respect for the law (two days after her sentencing for driving with a suspended license the police pulled her over AGAIN for driving) and will clearly learn nothing from being confined to her own home.
It must be nice to be Paris and have enough money to buy your way out of any situation. Of course no one will ever own up to her money being the reason she got out of jail.
Now pardon me while I go think up ways to have myself arrested for recklessly and REPEATEDLY endangering others with my vehicle so that I can have my license suspended, do it again and then get out of any punishment because jail is miserable and making me unhappy.
And just for the record. I will never mention Paris Hilton in this blog or anywhere else again. She is a blight on society and the only way that she will ever grow up or do anything constructive with her life . . . or that she'll just go away period . . . is if the whole world ignores her. I intend to be at the top of the list of people who do just that.
I second this entire post with a hearty AMEN. I can't even think about it without getting disconcertingly angry. I even saw a clip where she told the media at the little MTV awards right before her "jail time" that she was going through with it to be a "role model" to young people. "Oh, SHUT UP!" I screamed audibly. This chick is nuts if she thinks anything she's done lately is the stuff of role modelhood.
Posted by
chantell |
Thu Jun 07, 07:00:00 PM 2007
I think I've got a better punishment. How's about a 45 day media blackout on all things Paris? It wouldn't hurt the meida, really. They could make up all the lost revenue covering the nervous breakdown Paris would have after not seeing herself on a TV or a magazine cover anywhere for a month and a half. She'd probably forget her own name.
All the same, we ARE talking about it . . ."Mission accomplished," says Paris' publicist.
Posted by
Jared |
Sun Jun 10, 11:03:00 PM 2007