Posted by: Denelle
Another awards season has come and gone and last night was the
raison d'etre for the whole dog and pony show. The best and brightest (the context of this is arguable)
descended on Hollywood's Kodak Theater for four (that's right FOUR) hours of schmoozing and clapping and yes, honoring of this year's memorable performances. And I (despite a cold and the late hour) endured to the bitter end. Just so that I could bring you this post today.
So without further ado . . .
The Host
Ellen Degeneres hosted and she did an ok job. Her opening monologue was a bit dry and it felt like she was having trouble finding her groove. She got a bit better as the show went on but some of it (shadow puppets anyone) continued to be stale. The best part? Having her picture taken with Clint Eastwood for her "my space" page and when Eastwood's wife volunteers to take it Ellen turned her down and instead asked Steven Spielberg to do the honors.
Guess we'll see if she was funny enough to get invited back.
I'm a firm believer that if they would just ask someone to do this job and invest more than one year with them that they would finally find someone of the caliber of Johnny Carson or Billy Crystal to run this gig.
And the Oscar Goes To
Let's just be honest. The only awards anybody cares about are the "top six". So, rather than bore you with a long list of the awards presented over four hours I'll just recap the important ones here.
Best Supporting Actress - Jennifer Hudson (Dreamgirls) - I haven't seen this movie or for that matter any of the musical numbers from it, etc. And I don't watch American Idol so Jennifer Hudson was an unknown to me. But the Barbara Walter's special before the Oscars had a segment with Jennifer and I will say I am blown away by her voice. And it looks like her performance deserved the award.
Best Supporting Actor - Alan Arkin (Little Miss Sunshine) - I think this pretty much floored everybody. Nice to see a 73 year old up there on the stage.
Best Leading Actress - Helen Mirren (The Queen) - I love Helen Mirren. She's so classy. And it's frightening how much she really looked like Elizabeth.
Best Leading Actor - Forrest Whitaker (The Last King of Scotland) - Am I the only one who sees a monarchist theme here? I did feel bad for Peter O'Toole who after eight nominations still didn't win. I hope they give him a lifetime achievement award soon. He should have won for Lawrence of Arabia in the first place.
Best Director - Martin Scorcese (The Departed) - Finally, after making some of the most acclaimed movies of our time, and after several nominations but no win, Marty takes home the Oscar. The best part about this? Seeing him on stage with George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, Francis Ford Coppola, who presented. Now there's a group of guys I'd love to sit and talk to.
Best Picture - The Departed - I'm somewhat surprised that this beat out Babel but I think the fact that Babel is cinematically similar to Crash (last year's winner) may have hurt it.
The Funnies
Jack Nicholson is bald. Like Britney Spears bald. Wonder if it's a show of solidarity for her? It was a bit distracting because every time the camera panned to him (and that was often) I found myself trying to figure out again why he was bald.
Will Ferrell and Jack Black's skit about how comedians never get an Oscar was hilarious. Watch it
here on YouTube!
Movies I Now Want To See
Westbank Story - a musical parody of Westside story that takes place between Jews and Palestinians in the Westbank between two falafel stands (the directors words, not mine). Winner for best short documentary.
Babel - it looks very moving to me.
The Last King of Scotland - Whitaker's portrayal of Idi Amin is obviously something to behold.
And Last but Not Least - The Fashions
On the whole I was completely underwhelmed with this year's fashion choices. There were a few that were nice but none that we simply stunning. Isn't that what the Oscar's are all about? Looking so fabulous that people remember it years later? There were no barely there dresses (ala Cher), no swans wrapped around people's necks (ala Bjork), and no women in suits (with the exception of Ellen)(ala Diane Keaton - who really looked amazing this year).
So for you I present:
The Good
Anika Noni Rose (the forgotten Dreamgirl) - so beautiful, so classic - of course this is what she wore for the Dreamgirls number and not what she wore to the event but she gets points for keeping it on. Oh, and the shoes (which you can't see here) are worth $500,000. Yep, real diamonds.
Cate Blanchett - even when the woman wears things that would look hideous on most people she looks fabulous.
The Bad and the Ugly (together b/c really there was nothing awful this year either - it really was blah)
Nicole Kidman - who would have been stunning if not for the giant bow that is attempting to eat her head. Ugh.
Gwyneth Paltro - she looks vaguely reminiscent of a seashell.

Cameron Diaz - she looks like someone wrapped her up in her napkin from dinner. This is too stiff, and too tight and again the folds on the top make me think of her dinner napkin.
Kirsten Dunst - do I really need to explain? Droopy neckline, sequins, feathers . . . she looks like she's headed for the ice capades, not the Oscars.